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well-behavedwoman replied to your post: 2011 Who got married besides Holly? I’ve been very proud of you this year! I was referring to both Holly and Aaron with that. And, thanks! :D

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cosmo tip #124

expertcosmotips: does your man have smegma? don’t let it go to waste and use it as a sexy secret ingredient in your greek salads

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2011

Lots of cool things happened to me in 2011 Started my journey of body acceptance. I think I won. Solely organized and directed an alumni show of Vagina Monologues at my college. I have a pretty intense public speaking anxiety. I was able to push myself through doing all of the introductions to the pieces in front of nearly 200 people. This may be the most impressive thing that I did in...

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I have an interview for the new Publix in town on...

Here’s hoping that, if I get the job, it’s a better gig than Walgreen’s until I can find an even better non-retail job.

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The first floor hall of my apartment building...

Why do I live where I live?

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If angels exist, they'd sound like Alison Krauss.

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My mom keeps accidentally texting me instead of my...

She just said, “did you enjoy the shrimp?” what

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“WELL I DO HAVE A GOD AND HIS LAST NAME IS FUCKINGDAMMIT.”

– shotgunsunday (via caffeinatedfeminist) I see what you did there. (via pompadoursandpincurls)

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I'm lucky that I have a family that doesn't...

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donotcallmeashley replied to your post: transartorialism replied to your post: Ian just… WAIT y’all live in Tennessee?! YEP. In Clarksville.

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You know you're a transmisogynist when...

youreatransmisogynistwhen: You are Dan Savage

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transartorialism replied to your post: Ian just took Nyquil and melatonin. I’m pretty sure he’s never waking up. i’m coming home tomorrow! i hope i’ll see y’all while i’m in tn. That would be awesome! How long will you be here?

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Ian just took Nyquil and melatonin. I'm pretty...

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