March 2012
130 posts
missvoltairine:
I hope Rick Santorum cuts himself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long.
February 2012
185 posts
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We're only allowed to wear "classic pink and red...
This ruins everything.
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fuckyeahmercury:
Killer Queen - Queen...
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ianishollywood reblogged this from you and added:
I swear we went grocery shopping today. I had just cleaned the fridge out and most of our produce hadn’t been put up…
We went shopping for more pickled vegetables. We’re pickletarians.
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transartorialism replied to your photo: We really like pickled things, okay?
how do jalapenos have no heat??? pickle magic
dark pickley wizardry.
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It looks like Jennifer Lopez is having an areola...
Ummm billy crystal is in black face
You's a big, fine woman. Won't you back that thang...
These are the best French fries to have ever...
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speakgirl:
purdoom replied to your chat: body: Pilates! Yeah! I feel good! brain: eat an…
If you like lemon cookies, you need to get the Savanna Smiles. omg.
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. They are perfect dipped into a cup of coffee.
YES THEY ARE.
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urlcannotendinahyphen replied to your photo: This is the first time I’ve successfully done…
I’ve been trying to work them for a week or so, and I’ve never had mine look this good! Absolutely awesome!
Thanks!
This guide was VERY helpful.
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donotcallmeashley replied to your photo: I mustn’t ruin my lipstick!
Idol.
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My older brother posted a picture of himself on...
My younger brother replied and said, “Great Clips only charges $11.”
My brother is kind of hilarious.
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chasingdevon replied to your post: Yesterday, a co-worker told me that a man came…
Ummmm????!
RIGHT?!
ianishollywood replied to your post: Yesterday, a co-worker told me that a man came…
We should learn to MMA.
This is a good idea.
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Yesterday, a co-worker told me that a man came into work looking for me. He described him as “older, heavyset, and he had a beard.” I was like, “oh, that sounds a lot like my dad. LOLZ!” I asked my dad if he came to see me, and he said that he was never there.
I don’t know anyone else that fits that description. I’m really creeped out with now.
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The Dolly Parton station on Pandora was a very...
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nicotinecoughdrop replied to your post: If I don’t get offered the job, I’ll email the director with “my presence is a present. Kiss my ass.”
Pics or it didn’t happen.
I haven’t had the opportunity yet.
also, I’m totally not going to do that.
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chasingdevon replied to your post: If I don’t get offered the job, I’ll email the director with “my presence is a present. Kiss my ass.”
Right! DO IT
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If I don't get offered the job, I'll email the...
I'm listening to Kanye West before my interview in...
It isn’t working.
donotcallmeashley:
nemophilablues:
Do y’all know how convenient “y’all” is as a second person plural? I’ve lived in Virginia less than a year and have already been converted. It’s genderless, one word, and it doesn’t have its own set of verb conjugations that can never be remembered like vosotros does. It’s the more convenient, English language version of vosotros!
Y’all is the best word to...
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kelseyfro reblogged your photo: I learned yesterday that if we don’t wear every… it does seriously? i only have to wear my name tag :P
No, this was hearsay.
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My tiramisu is gone, and I am the saddest person...