what kind of fuckery is this?

babyonce:

• make a collage! cut out some things from a magazine. start reading the magazine instead. fall asleep. wake up with cut-up magazine pieces stuck to your face. leave them there because god fuck it. 
• modify a t-shirt! find an old t-shirt. look for a pair of scissors for like fifteen minutes. accuse your roommate of stealing your scissors. fight about how she ALWAYS uses your shit. throw the t-shirt away in disgust.
• go on a photo-taking adventure! take twenty pictures of yourself in photobooth to see what your butt really looks like in those jeans. 
• make a stencil! start drawing a picture of kathleen hanna. remember your art teacher from fifth grade. she was so mean! text your roommate to apologize. 
• get drunk alone. google “fuck everything”. then google your ex-boyfriend. pass out.