Sup.
I'm a twenty three old bunny enthusiast. I have a Bachelor's Degree in Sociology with a minor in Gender Studies. I'm using my degree to work retail. I blog about fat positivity, fat fashion, gender,funny shit, cute shit, and cool shit. I have a pretty average blog.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Good to know. (Taken with instagram)
I’m bored so I did drag Ursula makeup.
This series of photos is hilarious, but this is the only one I’m posting.
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “SMILE.”Bottom Text: “UNTIL YOUR FACE FALLS OFF.”]
UGH](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2h41l3UMz1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “SMILE.”
Bottom Text: “UNTIL YOUR FACE FALLS OFF.”]
UGH
I got this book called “I Hate Myself and Want to Die: The 52 Most Depressing Songs You’ve Ever Heard.”
In it is Whitney Houston’s version of “I Will Always Love You.” While I don’t agree with much of what the author has to say about it, he does say this about her video for it:
“The music video for “I Will Always Love You” is one of the worst I’ve ever seen: Whitney sings while sitting in a chair dressed in a dark suit, her feet apart and her hands clasped together. She looks like a high school basketball coach studying a new point guard. (Later he says)She shouldn’t look like she’s waiting for a job interview.”
Seriously lol’d so hard at that.
Not a Robin, but I thought you would appreciate this!
Best hack ever.
i always approve of snarky hacking. snacking? no. that’s already a thing…damn.
HA! Sounds about right.
i really need an “awwwkwwwwaaarrrddd” macro.
His face should have got an award.
with some head nods and “mmhms.”
(Source: fuckyeahretailrobin)
I will actually murder you if you give me change after the register is open.
I’m not busting out the calculator for your ass.
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I’ve had so many people flat out refuse to let me see their ID. So I cancel the transaction until they change their mind.
I like to say, “well, I guess you’re not getting this beer.” That makes them change their mind real quick.
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “I heard a store has it for cheaper than you guys.”Bottom Text: “Use Google Shopping to look for it.”]
At least once a week someone comes into my store, picks up a product and asks me “how much is this” and when I tell them the price they freak out. Then they they say “you price match, look it up on Google for me!” Why do people think that “price match” means I’ll do their shopping for them?
jeez. I am SO GLAD Walgreens doesn’t price match.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu2nigcNyd1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I heard a store has it for cheaper than you guys.”
Bottom Text: “Use Google Shopping to look for it.”]At least once a week someone comes into my store, picks up a product and asks me “how much is this” and when I tell them the price they freak out. Then they they say “you price match, look it up on Google for me!” Why do people think that “price match” means I’ll do their shopping for them?
jeez. I am SO GLAD Walgreens doesn’t price match.
(Source: fuckyeahretailrobin)
